Meet the Man Who Married His Laptop - Chris Sevier

Chris Sevier says that if same-sex couples are able to get married and demand that Christian bakers make them wedding cakes, then he should be allowed to marry his laptop and demand a cake to celebrate the union between one man and one machine.

The self-identified “machinist” says he married his laptop in a ceremony in New Mexico, and now he has sued to demand that a Colorado baker — who is already in court after refusing to bake for a same-sex marriage — must be compelled to make cakes for him and his computer “bride.” .

He also has filed a lawsuit demanding that Utah recognize his man-object marriage.
It’s the latest battlefront in an increasingly thorny area of law, after the U.S. Supreme Court in 2015 established a constitutional right to same-sex marriage.

While legal analysts said the case is a stretch, a judge in Utah has allowed part of that lawsuit to proceed, and analysts concede that Mr. Sevier’s claims get to the heart of how far the 2015 Obergefell ruling stretches when it comes to nontraditional unions.

If marriage based on self-asserted sex-based identity narratives is a ‘fundamental right,’ ‘individual right,’ ‘existing right,’ based on a ‘personal choice’ for homosexuals, then clearly it is also a ‘fundamental right,’ ‘individual right,’ ‘existing right,’ based on a ‘personal choice’ for polygamists, zoophiles and machinists,

Mr. Sevier and several self-identified polygamists said in their lawsuit against Masterpiece Cakeshop, the Colorado baker they are challenging.


Masterpiece Cakeshop baker Jack Phillips is slated for a day in the Supreme Court this year after justices said they would hear his appeal of a Colorado civil rights office that penalized him for refusing to bake a cake for a same-sex wedding.


  1. Replies
    1. No don't say like that may be he loves the laptop so much.

  2. Still searching for the best adjective to describe this scenario.

    Is there anything strange that we won't see or hear happening in the white man's land.

    CAN this sort of an absurd thing happen in our beloved country Nigeria?

    Different folks for different strokes

  3. hmmm stil wondering what d wold is turning into
    anyways m not surprise cos ds people (whites) are fun of doing stupid things.
    kudos to his newly wedded bride, sori lappy.. lol

  4. With all these strange happenings, one might be tempted to ask where this world is headed to.

  5. Since I'm so much in love with my phone, do i have any justifiable reason whatsoever to marry it? Hell NO

    That guy needs to visit a psychiatrist

  6. Compared to the one who married a train station he is a bit better in my opinion.

    1. Are you serious my brother? Do you still have the link to the story and if yes, kindly drop it here for me.


    2. Wow I don't think I will ever do so,imagine

  7. to my own opinion Its all just for the sake to get fame. Politics and people.

  8. He knows what he is doing imagine someone get married to a laptop god for bid.